🍎 Fly High, Stay Slim, Don't Get Skewered! 🐷

Oink or Swim is the chaotic Flappy Bird-style endless flyer you didn't know you needed — starring a very hungry, very ambitious flying pig on a mission to become the ultimate apple hoarder!

Tap to flap those tiny wings and soar through a kitchen nightmare. Every delicious red apple you snag gives you sweet, sweet points... but watch out as the pig will increase in size with every additional apple! The fatter you get, the harder it is to squeeze through the deadly gaps between skewers, forks, knives, and flaming BBQ grills. One wrong move and it's bacon time.

But fear not! Every once in a while, a glowing Ozem-Pig™ weight-loss pen appears like a miracle from the heavens. Snag it and watch your chunky legend shrink back down while keeping every single point. It's the ultimate power-up for true high-score legends!

Features:

  • Addictive one-tap flying controls (easy to learn, hard to master)
  • Hilarious size-shifting gameplay — get greedy and pay the price
  • Rare Ozem-Pig moments that feel chef's kiss satisfying
  • Increasingly ridiculous kitchen hazards
  • Juicy, juicy high score chasing

Can you stuff your face with apples, dodge the cutlery apocalypse, and slim down at the perfect moments? Or will you end up as Sunday dinner?

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